Stick em Up Y'all

 Yes I am talking to you.

  Just kidding belt buckle guns dont work.

 You wanna see something funny?

Are you ready?

Me doing a a Mr Bean doing a Line dancing impersonation

 Well that plum wore me out!!

As you can see I   kinda  went  country/loco today  

  Coz I have something to share

No not these awesome dinky-di leather  chaps its something else 

 Its a song I wrote the lyrics for a few years back.

 Now if your not a  country music lover ( i'll still love ya just wont like you much,kidding)  you may want to run for them thar hills now.
But if  you've got a cats curiosity (like me)  just click the play button.

Id be mighty obliged if you  listened along may give you a good old country hootin tootin  belly laugh.
It was put to music and sung by Derek McCorkell who also put it on a demo CD and played it on his radio station in the good ole U.S of A for awhile.

Look I even have that cowboy paunch going on (Note to self do some situps lol)

 Now if this dang flea bitten music thingamabob dont wanna do whats its been trained to do  just go to the right of your screen (above Little Ole me) and click on that instead.Edit- the music player is slow to start so click the triangle thingy and be patient It worked for me when I logged out and when I logged into a friends account as well Its just really sloooowwwww  xx



Now if it is still being a pain in your cowboy boots the lovely Em from Vintage Sweetheart found it online for me HERE now that should work!!

The words for the song are below in case you want to follow along.If you do follow along you will see where some changes have been made during the music adding and singing process.

"Thats all I Said"*
Chorus
Got my Sanity back but lost my house.
Kept the big old dog but not the  spouse.
Left the bills in the bedroom where my marriiage went dead,
 see you later was all I said.

BUT

Its all good now, I can relax
I finally got rid of that old battleax.
I got no-one cussing coz those chores aint done
I can now go out and have all sorts of fun
I can go out and live my life
get the fishing rod out and fish all nite
I got no one to answer to no whining to hear
dont have to answer her with "whats that dear?"

*Got my Sanity back but lost my house.
I Kept the dog but not the spouse.
Left the bills in the bedroom where my marriage went dead,
I can see now she wasnt right in the head
Its all good now i got no more strife
and i aint ever getting another dang wife
Got me dog in the ute and im living my dreams
 found out marriage aint all what it seems
So here i go and wish me luck
i gunna leave this town with my old trusty truck
She can have the house and all the bills  too
I'm glad I am leaving that old whiney shrew

*Got my Sanity back but lost my house.
Kept the dog but not the spouse.
Left the bills in the bedroom where my marriage went dead,
I stayed way too long I was living in dread

((go on guys do some dancing here you know you want to))

Got my Sanity back but lost my house.
Kept the big old dog but not the  spouse.
Left the bills in the bedroom where my marriage went dead,
I stayed way too long I was living in dread

Got my Sanity back but lost my house.
Kept the big old dog but not the  spouse.
Left the bills in the bedroom where my marriage went dead,
and see you later was all I said.

Hope you enjoyed it y'all and didnt Derek do a great job?Now Id love an Aussie to come make it his own.Adam Brand? Lee Kernigan? hmm anyone?

Thanking y'all kindly for staying to listen

All items (bar jeans)  have been lassoed and taken into custody by Sherriff Nelly over a period of years.They sure are purdy aint they?Aint nothing new bought in that lot below neither.

 

 Y'all come back now

 

Off to do sit ups that paunch has to be corralled rootin tootin fast!!!

Nelly xxx